Sunday, November 18, 2007

Santa Claus is coming to town...

... and what a way to welcome him than to call him Kimi Räikkönen! That's right, I believe that Kimi Räikkönen is Santa, and here are the top 10 reasons why Kimi Räikkönen is the real Santa:
  1. Santa is apparently from Finland – Kimi is Finnish
  2. Santa doesn’t mind a drink, especially not on Christmas Eve – Well, we all know Kimi doesn’t mind a drink
  3. You never see Kimi just before Christmas, the time when Santa is getting ready for Christmas
  4. Kimi is one of the fastest drivers in the world, and we all know Santa has to be speedy getting round the whole world – surely a poignant factor.
  5. Red overalls a problem for you? Kimi has his own set, as does Santa.
  6. But wait I hear you say… ‘Kimi is too toned to be Santa’. Well, as you don’t see him just before Christmas, it is possible he could ‘bulk up’ but there’s also things known as ‘fat suits’…
  7. However, you never seem to see Kimi without his personal trainer for the rest of the year… it’s all a conspiracy!
  8. According to In Gear magazine, Santa has an interest in cars, as does Kimi.
  9. Children like Kimi as well as Santa
  10. Finally, lots of people still believe in Santa, and lots believe in Kimi too.
So, that's why I think that Santa is indeed the Kimster. He was finally confirmed as 2007 World Driver's Champion, and I'm happy and looking forward to 2008. Maybe a double finish for him?

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