I saw mother kissing Bin Laden under the Cameltoe!!!!!

What a great euphemism! Time for the holidays, a time when to compensate for the depression of short days and long nights, we are given 2 (or 3 to even 5 if we're students) weeks of cheer and joy to counter that slump! Christmas and a whole bunch of other celebrations are coming up. What a better time for the US government to put up posters of the Most Wanted Terrorists in where else but the airports! This is not a joke! The US government is looking for terrorists and what a better way than to ask travellers in the nation's airports to find them for rewards upwards of $10 million. The most valuable terrorist, for the 6th year in a row on the poster is Osama Bin Laden! It just intrigues me that in order to find some terrorists, the US government would ask you to look around you to see if any of these terrorists are hanging around in an airport near you.

It seems like the US government is so unbelievably paranoid that the world's most dangerous terrorists seem to be hanging around in their very own airports. Everybody run for the hills, invade Iran, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, Israel (Since they're always complaining), Lebanon and just make a glass crater out of the Middle East. Hopefully that'll quell the violence and bring peace to the world, thereby giving the contestants in beauty pageants something else to think about.

Talk about tangents! I went from terrorists to airports to beauty pageants all in two paragraphs! But in all seriousness, the US government tries so hard, yet they can't find their man. I got some news for them, Bin Laden is actually hiding in North Korea right now in Kim Jong Il's place! Better jump on the opportunity. Merry Christmas, I'll be turning 20 in a week!