Nude pics of Jessica Alba, in here!!!!!! What's hot, what's not, and what shouldn't even be on the internet.

Firstly, if the title caught your attention, leave a comment! I don't have any nude or clothed pictures of Jessica Alba. I might have a few clothed somewhere on the Hard Drive cache, but I'm not a technologically advanced person!

As for what's hot, I'm not sure because my viewpoint changes day in and day out. However, what remains in my viewpoint as hot is newer and newer technologies that look cooler and sleeker and help us out in some way or another. That's hot.

What's not? Simple, anybody that burns, desecrates or defecates on a nation's flag, be it Israel, US, Iran, China, Australia, anywhere! Desecrating flags hurts everybody. It hurts the people you're implying, it hurts your family and their reputation and it hurts just about anyone that associates with you. It's wrong to do. If you go ahead and burn the American flag, you're not hurting the US government, you're hurting the people there. The people of America and other places have different views on different issues. So therefore, the ones you're targetting are the ones that will technically be in minority to the rest because of the vast number of views.

What shouldn't be on the internet? Simple, watching a naked woman desecrate a flag! A female truther (Member of the 9/11 "Truth Movement") posted a gallery on the internet of herself desecrating an American flag. That's not hot, that's not cool, that's hurting people, and that's hurting yourself as well, both figuratively and literally!

I'm surprised that this group still survives with the bulk of the membership of it being self-righteous idiots. I talk about this again because I originally believed the Loose Change videos until I did some snooping on my own and found them to be wrong, massively wrong. I hope that they will collapse at some point, and the truthers will realize that they were blindly following Dylan Avery, to which they will find him and hang him after a Kangaroo Court session! I pray for the day, that may never come!

Anyhow, enough babbling from me, here's Kimi Raikkonen to give the final word with Martin Brundle at the 2006 Brazilian GP
I was having a shit

Investigation and what we can and cannot investigate!

It's kind of funny. We live in a society which emphasizes free speech and the investigation of our politicians ad nauseum. However, we come under fire when we investigate a group that is non-governmental and maybe even anti-governmental. I'm talking about the 9/11 truth movement. It is a real thorn in my side when I read about them. I'm not a neocon in any manner and I don't support George W. in any way shape or form.

What fascinates me is that so many people start believing what the "truth movement" says and they don't even show the proper story. I find that whenever one of the 'truthers' (What I'll call them from now on) is asked about something, they go nuts and say that we're wrong because they "did their research". However, if they did their research, how come they're not talking about their research? It baffles me that they say that and don't back it up. I also read somewhere that the producers of the film, when they got into a debate with a prominent radio show host, walked out of the studio because the host didn't believe what the film said. The director and writer of the film also said that debating against someone who believes the official story would be "a waste of energy"! If YOU have the stronger evidence, you'd wanna show it right? I don't believe a word these guys say and wouldn't even listen to these people.

If they ever come to Toronto, I would go to watch them speak and then ask some very pressing questions such as, if a missile hit the pentagon, how come my uncle, who worked in a law office across the pentagon, saw a plane on that day hit. You can refute all the claims in 10 minutes, 72 minutes less than it takes to watch this film. It's kind of hard to believe that in this generation, one of the most educated generations, there are people who just don't accept scientific fact and I find it even harder that there are people who are making money off of such a tragedy to hit humanity.

Off to more interesting things, I was able to acquire the chrome Michael Schumacher 7 time world champion model. It came at a stiff price, $200, but it's worth it! It sparkles, shines and makes for a great centrepiece for that F1 collector. I also got Jacques Villeneuve's BMW Sauber, simply because it's the last F1 he drove. It's nice! I have to show you guys my favourite videos I found on YouTube. This first one is a scene from the movie "Dumb and Dumber". If you're not Iranian, it looks pretty straightforward. If you're Iranian, this is a whole new way of looking at things!



This second one is the North Korean version of the Daily Show:

The future of F1

Well, less than 2 weeks separate us from the final race of the season at Interlagos, Brazil, which is just outside Sao Paulo. Anyhow, after reading all these rule changes that there will be an engine freeze in terms of development, this got me thinking of the future.

It used to be that there would be no tire changes in a race, and that was cool. It was because less rubber would be used per race, and we all remember what happened in the 2005 US Grand Prix!

Now, I'm starting to think that the FIA, the world governing on motorsport, might one day impose that no engine be changed no matter what the circumstances may be. Even if you blow up, you gotta keep that engine for the rest of the season! I can only imagine this rule coming into effect in 2010 and the Grand Prix of Monaco would go something like this (With commentary courtesy of James Allen and Martin Brundle of ITV):

James Allen: Hello and welcome to the Monaco Grand Prix. It is a beautiful May afternoon here in Monte Carlo and the competitors, all of them with blown up engines from the various races of the season, are gathering on the starting grid with their respective pushing crews to push the cars in the race.

Martin Brundle: That's right. So even though all teams may have blown up engines, that doesn't mean that they can't go fast, with the push crews helping out with the pushing.

JA: The parade lap has begun! Fernando Alonso in the McLaren is getting plenty of pushing from the push crew, and they're pushing him very well through the hairpin.

MB: Amazingly enough, this is Team McLaren Mercedes' first pole position in 4 years, after 3 time world champion Kimi Raikkonen, who now drives for Ferrari, took pole position at Monza in 2006 and lost the race to now Ferrari team owner Michael Schumacher.

JA: There's Kimi Raikkonen in the chrome red Ferrari trying so desperately to warm up his tyres and the push crew already look emaciated from pushing his car around the hairpin.

MB: Fernando Alonso and the push crew did an amazing job to qualify him for pole position yesterday in 17min. 32.444 sec. That was a stellar job from Fernando and the push crews for Team McLaren Mercedes.

15 minutes later at the starting grid

JA: Finally, we're at the starting line. As is now custom, the pushing crews will take a 5 minute break to rejuvinate themselves deeming the tire warming useless.

5 minutes later

JA: Now, the lights go out, (lights go out) Let's race!!!!

MB: Look at that! Tiago Monteiro in the Spyker Midland Toyota Minardi Cosworth has jumped up 4 places from 24th to 20th, and he is now right behind Takuma Sato in the Super Aguri Honda, whose pushing crews are doing an amazing job pushing that car!

JA: Look at the front, there's Raikkonen in the Ferrari against Alonso's McLaren and what did that push crew member of Ferrari do the McLaren push crew member? I think he shouted an obscenity!

MB: That's right James, there is ferocious battling at 8 Miles per hour here in Monaco. Great racing from these two drivers, but should Alonso win this battle, he takes first place in the Constructors Championship.

2 Hours later: The pitstops

JA: Here's the first round of pitstops, there's Jenson Button being pushed into the box by his push crew, they look exhausted. Push crews will change along with the tires. There is no fuel to be put in the car in order to keep it light, and off he goes in 17.3 seconds.

MB: The two championship contenders have come into the pit lane...

4 hours later: race ending

JA: Fernando Alonso has crossed the finish line in Monaco, the push crews are exhausted, and he exits the car a triumphant man! The first win for McLaren in almost 5 years, since Kimi Raikkonen's amazing overtake on now Honda driver Giancarlo Fisichella in Suzuka.

MB: Yes!! Amazing win to Alonso, and Raikkonen takes second, his fourth podium at Monaco. Just look at those push crews! They're exhausted beyond all means! It's now 8 PM here in Monaco, Alonso sprays the champagne into Raikkonen's helmet, Raikkonen is reacting with another drunken fit by knocking Alonso in the face.

JA: Yes, as you all know, Kimi Raikkonen is now getting drunk easier and easier these days and now it's a simple sip of champagne that does the job! While these two men get separated, we're calling it a day from here in Monte Carlo, have a good day!

And that's how F1 will be in 2010, with all these rule changes!

Calm Spaniard blows his Tapa and sports I'd like to try out!

Hey all! For the five of you that read my blog, I've got something to say: Why would anyone cheer for someone who blows their top when they start losing? I'm talking about Fernando Alonso. The 2005 F1 World Champion is now blaming absolutely EVERYONE when it comes to him now losing. He has blamed the team, he has blamed his teammate, today he blamed Michelin tires for giving him shitty tires (Which he happened to select!) and tomorrow he'll blame global warming for the bad conditions he was in for this to happen. Clearly, he's not a sportsman, he's just a whining crybaby and I'm glad I never cheered for him in the first place. Word of advice Fernando: Stop whining and start driving the car, you're not winning any respect by saying that Formula 1 is a business venture, blaming your team, who worked hard to get you to drive and your teammate, who was loyal enough to help you win by coming behind you. Be a man, suck it in, you win sometimes, you lose sometimes, that's life.

Now, enough of Alonso, on to me, I'd like to try out some sports and hobbies before I die. They include the great sport of the Sultans, Falconry, Cricket, Endurance Touring Races and golf. That last one is merely to attract the eye of the golfer who reads this, no real reason why. Anyhow, Falconry is the sport that's at the top of my list that I'd like to give a shot, and I'd like to try it out in the place where the Sultans lived, the Middle East! Take care, thanks for reading this, you have a lot of patience!