There are times I feel like Ryan Seacrest...

I'm Sheiban. I'm an average 20 year old guy with the mental capacity of a 13 year old! I like cars, Star Wars, and other teenage nerd things. However, I also have the working capacity of a horse. I work 2 jobs and I'm looking for a third. It's not to pay the bills or anything like that (Well, maybe to finance the trip to Europe), I just have a lot of time on my hands. I can't spend the rest of my life debunking conspiracy theorists! I need a radio show, a television show, a talk show, and a weekly top 40 countdown to keep me occupied along with some other things! Anyways, that's my mindless persona! Keep on truckin', as Marge Simpson put in a family quilt!

F1 2060

This is a concept that's been brewing in my mind for the past few days. It's the story of a cast of human F1 drivers against a new team (Adelaide-Ligier) which instead of using human drivers, they use androids which take the form of humans and are able to take the physically demanding driving that is now used in Formula 1 in 2060. These androids are obedient, fast, cheap, display human emotions, but are not human in the end.

On the other hand, human drivers are now some of the most athletic and quick reacting people in the world, but they are expensive as the demands of their job are getting more and more rigorous. The public would like see androids race because more passing can be done with androids calculating how much speed and grip they will require to do it. Humans cannot take the risk to pass in tight areas anymore because of the intense speeds that Formula 1 is going to

Adelaide-Ligier and their team boss, the rarely seen Gustavo Marquez are bent on winning a constructor's title in their first year as an experiment to show to the other teams how obedient and cheap the androids can work, thus ending the reign of humans in Formula 1, and to mark the beginning of the age of computerized racing. Gustavo Marquez, who is also the President and CEO of Marquez Robotics has successfully sold the idea of his androids to the public through his media secretary, Danielle Macintosh. She is usually the one on the pit wall directing the androids to work. Her job is great, she travels the world and meets new people. Gustavo is hoping that the implementation of androids in racing will bring his company higher profits.

The other teams that use human drivers are Ferrari, Mercedes Benz (Which by now have bought out McLaren racing), BMW, Aston Martin, Williams, Toyota, Honda, Brabus and some other startup teams.

The main characters are:
Daniel Lõhmus, 29, male, Estonian. Twice a world champion 3 years ago, drives for Ferrari, is a new driver for the red team which has won a constructor's championship the previous year.
James Forbes, 26, male, British. Drives for Ferrari, never a champion, but always brings in the points.
Johnny Webster, 25, male, American. Drives for Mercedes Benz and his looking for his first world championship. Has won a handful of races here and there, but nothing like his teammate.
Nat Andersen, 28, female, German, drives for Mercedes Benz. Has one World Championship under her belt. She is not the first woman to race in F1, but she is the first one to win a World Champion. She is also the first German to race for Mercedes Benz in F1.
Mostafa Pahlavan, 24, male, Iranian. Drives for Aston Martin. His second year in F1 as a driver. Has only won the 2059 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
Francois Mirabelle, 30, male, French. Drives for BMW. He is the older and more experienced of the other drivers, with 3 successive World Championships in his career.

On the track, these 6 people are competitive as ever against each other and the droids of the Adelaide-Ligier team, but off track, it's fun and games, with limits of course! In the first race of the season, everyone is back from the off season, ready for a new season, but not looking forward to the challenge of having to pit themselves against computers. Gustavo Marquez is at the race, but incognito, to see how his new team, and especially his manufactured drivers, AIPF11 and AIPF12 do against the humans. If his team wins the World Championship this year, then the head of Formula 1 and the FIA, who is now a corporate puppet, will call an end to human drivers. More to come, either through animation or blogging...

Another retarded dream (And it doesn't involve Julia this time)

It seems like my retarded dreams (The ones I have in my sleep, not my real life ones) have a following, to a certain extent...

Well, anyways, my retarded dream kind of stems from Julia's birthday party on Friday. We were all at the Duke of York socializing and being idiots, like when Hien got drunk off of Smirnoff Ice, and Shaharin was talking about her father giving her the whole virginity talk. She was talking about how her father told her that she should conceal the map until she gets married and that sort of stuff.

So, anyways, down to the retarded dream. If you know Shaharin, she likes to be flirty and a little odd, because it's Sha, that's what makes her cool! So, in my dream, Sha is having that same kind of cool and down to earth attitude that she always has, and then I bring up the topic of sex in some way or another (My memory on this part is a little fuzzy) and then she gets very serious and gives me the EXACT same lecture that her father gave to her about how I should keep my virginity intact until I get married and that sort of stuff. It was a baffling and retarded dream! She also told me to put spicy food on my penis to kill off any sperm as a method of birth control! That is something I would expect Bharat to say!

I really should stop sleeping :D

My crazy and retarded dream. Does it make me a retard?

I'm not talking about my long term dream of running an F1 team, I'm talking about the dreams you get when you sleep! In the past two weeks or so, I've been having some crazy and retarded dreams that I remember. I think last night's dream took the cake both in terms of detail and sheer stupidity. I had a dream that I was in a familiar area, a peaceful place, not sure where, but all of a sudden, out of nowhere, appears my Italian friend, Julia. That's not the retarded part. The retarded part was when she unzipped her pants and showed me her "brand new" penis! All of a sudden, she started peeing everywhere with it and being very happy to have it! I ran away and she started chasing me with it! That's more or less that I remember about the dream. The ending just had me run under the dome of a building which had a dome and hid there with my laptop. I hope nobody has become retarded when they read my retarded dream story. I'm so confused!

Money, old or new?

This had me thinking for a long while. "Old money" or "New money"? A lot of my friends on this side of the world tend to be "new money" while I'm just your average guy. Even though I've known these people for a long while, I still find it interesting that the "new money" people like to talk about, well, money while the "old money" likes to talk about other things like traveling and the such. That's why I don't have very many "old money" friends on this side of the world.

I honestly cannot stand it when somebody talks about the money they have in their bank account or what they did to get it. It's not interesting. I'm friends with a person because they intrigue, interest and challenge me, not because of what they have. I'm not a woman that has friends who have money and nothing else to add to that.

When I'm with my friends and family in Iran, the old money type, I feel so relaxed, at home and at peace. Some of them aren't even Persian Iranians; they can be Arabs, Lebanese, Palestinians, and other creeds and nationalities, but their personality and class makes me feel like a part of them. They talk about the adventures they had or the trips they have taken, not about how much they found this article of clothing at a boutique. They seem to have an interest in everything around them and actually look around their surroundings. They treat even the poorest people as people and are modest in nature. I would do anything to be with them and chill out right now.

I came to the conclusion a long time ago that people with new money aren't my type, since all they can do is talk about their wealth and live extravagantly beyond their means. The old money people, while exclusive, are a different group of people, and in general have a more rounded personality than the previous group. If I were to accumulate any wealth in my lifetime, I certainly wouldn't hang out with the new money group since being around them sickens me.

My conversation with Dylan Avery, complete with full dissection!

Last night, I was banned from the Loose Change forum for expressing the view that 9/11 was indeed committed by terrorists and not the government. Well, I wanted some shit to hit the fan, so I contacted Dylan Avery, the creator of the Loose Change movie and self righteous idiot, to talk about my banning and how come he's not bothering to say anything scientific. Here's the conversation we had, there may be spelling and grammatical errors, and I told him beforehand that I would be putting this up to be seen, but he responded with no mention of the blog. If he told me not to put it up, I would have had the decency to keep it a secret. So, here's Dylan's big moment in the spotlight of shame! We start with me, after my banning after a deranged and crazy 13 year old thought I was a shill:

Hi Dylan,
I'm not going to bother protesting my ban from your boards since I think the boards are stupid and you keep trying to milk the CT cow. But that's not even the point. You probably banned me because I called your film a mockumentary right? I'm not sorry. You present speculation as evidence and then give it to 13 year olds thereby creating a new opiate for the masses, as Karl Marx would like to describe. I'm just wondering that after all these years of creating these films and starting this truth movement, why you're still alive. I would expect that the Bush government would probably create some sort of accident and have you silenced. Well, I'm just speculating here, like you do in your films. Finally, don't worry, I'm back on the forums already. Try to block my IP, I'm on a proxy server. Toodles and a Happy New Year!

The Silver Shadow!

Yep, that's hatemail alright! Just wanting to tell him that his film doesn't address any facts or anything at all. Either way, I'll just continue on with Dylan's response:

See, this is why you're not welcome. Your childish attitude.

-Dylan

Snazzy response there Dylan! You sure as hell convinced me. Not really in the mood yet to start anything and still not acknowledging him:

Whatever.

I wasn't interested in starting any sort of argument just yet. I was just testing him to see whether he would respond or not. Dylan does respond, a little insecure now:

See?

Yep, Dylan decides to be a little random. Nice to see that some people have humour. I respond back with a bit of my own dry humour:

No, just like your mockumentary.

Not feeling that I had entirely justified what I said, I continued:

If you want the truth, Dylan, then I'll tell you. I was intrigued by your film at first, but then after snooping around, I found your film to be a factual nightmare. There are no facts, simply speculation and even then, your film doesn't look at the entire speculation, just the one that suits your needs and doesn't show the entire picture. Call that childish? I'll just wait until your final cut comes out, I'll be sure to get the dvd. It'll be a crappy film but it should make a good coaster. Anyways, see you on the forum, you can never get rid of a shadow!
The Silver Shadow

I decided to get wise with him. He comes back on his high and mighty horse. He acts high and mighty, but it's all empty, like my fridge at home:

You'll be watching it in American theaters. I'm sorry that you can
actually discount factual things like Northwoods and the wargames as
"speculation," but at least you've found bliss in ignorance. Keep
throwing insults and cutesy phrases.
-Dylan

Now, Dylan has spit out the regular speculation that he and his followers take for fact. I think it's wise to say that no regular person would take what he said about Northwoods and the wargames as fact since there is no link between these, yet he's speculating that there IS a link! I give him my mind:

Northwoods and the wargames don't prove anything. It's just that there's speculation, it's not fact. If you want to convince me, where are the real facts? I think you're just going along with the whole CT thing because it makes you money. I honestly think that you don't believe the things you say but you say it so you can rake in a little more.

I admit it, I gave a cheap shot there. I talked dirty about the fact that he likes to rake in money. Any smart person knows that it's not about the money but rather the principle of the argument. Naturally, this specimen fires back:

Well, guess what, you're wrong on that one, like I've told you people a
million times. How does spending $30,000 of our own money over one
weekend to educate people for free "in it for the money"?

This is why you're not welcome.

-Dylan

Well, there are two possible reasons Dylan. One, the money doesn't mean a lot to you and you're just not a cautious spender (Stupid reason) or two, you make a lot of money and $30,000 in one weekend probably means nothing to you. Maybe you're not showing the entire story Dylan, just like you don't show the entire story about 9/11. Also, how come you acknowledged that Northwoods and the wargames are speculation? Finally, I never inquired as to why I'm not welcome so he's just creating a little more bs for the taking. I decide that a little insulting probably wouldn't hurt him, so here it is:

Whatever, I'm not interested in your finances or anything like that. I just speculated, like what you do in your film. You have yet to give me scientific evidence.

Thus starts me demanding evidence that's proper and not speculation. He fires back:

"Whatever" again. Good counter. You ARE interested in my finances
because you brought them up, not me.

-Dylan

He ignores my request for evidence and goes to the part most pertaining to himself. Dylan Avery, the world doesn't revolve around you. It didn't revolve around Saddam Hussein, it won't revolve around a stupid man-child from New York state who is probably wearing the tin-foil hat to prevent the government from reading their brain waves. But the thing is, tin-foil hats increase the radio waves coming from our brain thus making it easier for the government to read your minds. I did my research, don't ask or rebut what I said! Anyhow, I'm just going on:

I guess you don't like it when I speculate yet you do it in your film like crazy. I really couldn't care what you do with your own money. Whether it's spending it on "educating" people or on hookers, I couldn't care less. Where's that scientific evidence?

Serves him right. I ask the infamous question again. He replies back 28 minutes later with:

good riddance.

This got me on the floor laughing. Dylan spends 28 minutes finding evidence, can't find it, needs an excuse and sees time fly by. Replies with good riddance to have me on my toes! I send back:

Is that the best counter you can come up with? I would expect that a prominent figure in the "9/11 truth movement" to have better counters. Well, since you can't seem to come up with scientific evidence or anything at all apart from speculation, which isn't fact, I'll just publish this conversation we had on my blog, when I get home later tonight. Speaking of which, I'm in the lab right now, all alone, and I was thinking, since I'm in a scientific institution, where is that scientific evidence?

Better counters couldn't come. I told him that I'll publish this conversation we had, he doesn't seem to care. It probably won't make a dent either because I'll be commented as a shill by those that are dumb enough to take Loose Change as the gospel truth! Either way, Dylan can't find evidence. I lead him on that I could use some evidence while I'm all alone with this specimen. Here is his final reply:

Because if I spent all day responding to the likes of you, I'd get
nothing done. I don't care if you're in a lab.

So, with the stronger evidence that he claims to have, he can't seem to counter my belief with any physics or anything that says that it indeed wasn't Arab terrorists. What a crying shame Dylan Avery. You really can't come up with anything to counter me and dismiss it as getting nothing done. I spent all day talking to you and in the meantime, got the new HDTV that my dad got for Christmas setup as well as having observed some drosophila, and going to the gym. Nice productive day, and Dylan's having trouble finding evidence and can't get anything done as a result. I'm still waiting for you. I sent off a final e-mail with more damning allegations to see if he would respond. He didn't bother replying. As said earlier by Dylan, good riddance. He has the mentality of a child, can only see one perspective, his own and anybody against that perspective is a shill.

Well, if you still believe what he says in his film, you really need to do your research. Dylan's mockumentary provides little, actually, no evidence and complete speculation. His method of research is simply reading one page, tearing out 3, read another page, tear out 3 more and conclude that the evidence doesn't add up. I've yet to be convinced, I show the truthers on the forum that it's indeed a terrorist attack orchestrated by an advanced terrorist network and I get banned. I guess I'm just a troll for truth! Anyhow Dylan, try to counter me. My e-mail's always open to your views and posts, unlike your forum!

Trying to present the other side and what do I get? A ban!

For all those that still believe the lies of the Loose Change people, what happens when you try to present the other side? You get banned! Dylan, I'm crying, you took away my freedom of speech, nooooooooo!

For those of you that don't know what Loose Change is, it's a mockumentary created under the premise of a documentary which says that the government orchestrated the 9/11 terror attacks. There's just one problem: they don't have any sort of credible facts, or they use half of the facts and seem to forget to put the other half in, can't imagine why!

So anyhow, after heavily criticizing a fellow today about how his facts don't match, I get banned. So much for freedom of speech, right? Anyhow, I can still log on to their page and laugh at them. They are so precocious and can't seem to tell their asses from their elbows. Hey Dylan, I hope your final edition comes out soon so I can show a video of myself smashing up your DVD's. Dylan Avery, Korey Rowe and Jason Bermas are the worst swine on this planet. They exploit those lost on 9/11 and make a killing off of it. As for killtown, that little 13 year old tries so hard to suck up to Avery and the gang. He knows very little and can't seem to tell the difference between a 747 and a 757. There's no shame in that, he's 13 and has the mentality of a 2 year old. Just glad he isn't related to me, I'd be sure to disown him quickly!

These people are trying their hardest to prove a non-existant theory. Nobody listens to them and yet I did. That's my big mistake. I had to listen to them...